9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
When you do something wrong, and try to cover your mistakes, it always comes back to bite you.
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The
animal
cried for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what
to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well
needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him.
They
all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the
well.
At first, the donkey realized what was happening and
cried
horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted
down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked
down the well.
He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of
dirt that
hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would
shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on
top of
the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up.
Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped
up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt.
The trick
to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take
a step up.
Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get
out of
the deepest
wells just by not stopping, never giving up!
Shake it off and take a step up.
NOW ............
Enough of that crap . . . The donkey later came back,
and
bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer
eventually
died in agony from septic shock.
MORAL FROM THIS STORY :
When you do something wrong, and try to cover
your mistakes, it always comes back to bite you.
Everything will be Ok
SOMETIMES WE SIT BACK AND REMEMBER,
THE WAY THINGS USED TO BE,
MEMORIES THAT LIE IN OUR HEARTS,
STAB US LIKE A KNIFE.
PART OF US WISHES THEY WOULD GO AWAY,
BUT PART OF US DOSEN'T WANT TO FORGET.
THE DAYS WE LOVED SO MUCH,
WENT BY SO VERY FAST,
AND THE NEXT THING WE KNOW,
THEY'RE GONE FOREVER,
EXCEPT FOR THE PAIN THAT LIES IN
OUR HEARTS.
BUT THAT'S WHEN WE REALIZE,
THAT THERE ARE DAYS WHEN WE WAKE UP,
WITH THE SUN SHINING THROUGH
THE WINDOWS,
ANTICIPATING WHAT THE DAY WILL BRING.
BUT THOSE DAYS ARE NOT ETERNITIES,
THEY AREN'T FOREVER YOU SEE.
AND WE'LL REALIZE THAT YESTERDAY
HAD NOT BEEN A DREAM, BUT A MEMORY.
TODAY IS DIFFERENT THAN YESTERDAY,
AND TOMORROW WILL BE DIFFERENT
THAN TODAY.
BUT AS LONG AS WE HAVE OUR MEMORIES,
EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY.
When You Feel Like Something then what to Do
When you feel like Frowning, Smile,
When you feel like Crying, Laugh,
When you feel like Quitting, Start over,
When you feel like Yelling, Whisper,
When you feel like Hating, Love,
When you feel like Falling, Stand,
When you feel like Giving up, Hold on Tighter,
When you feel like Dying, Live,
When you feel like Talking, Listen,
When you feel like Complaining, Appreciate,
When you feel like Closing your heart, Care,
When you feel like you Can't do it, Try,
When you feel like you Can't reach it, Believe.
Our Dream is to Life, so why not live to dream? The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams and in the power or passion they bring.
Our Dream is to Life, so why not live to dream?
The future belongs to those who believe in
the beauty of their dreams and in the power
or passion they bring.
*Dream* But dreaming of the person we want to be,
shadows the person we truly are.
*Take risks* Be ambitious for better things but
not too
boastful.
*Overcome obstacles* To see beyond the forest,
you must
first climb the tallest tree. Hard work
always pays off sooner or later.
*Love* The second best thing to do with your lips
is
smile so share that kiss. Love is giving someone
the power to
destroy you...but trusting them not to,
everyones good at
heart, they wont hurt you on
purpose. We come to love not by
finding a perfect
person, but by learning to see an imperfect
person
perfectly, so hold on, dont be to quick to let go, its
not over to you give up.
*Believe* Faith is believing in something when
common
sense tells you not to. Believe you can
and you're half way
there, some of the most
successful people, became it, because they
believed.
*Get stuck in* Take every opportunity and run
with it, You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
*Be your own bestfriend* Find out who you
are, and try
not to be afraid of it because we
live in a world full
of people pretending to be
something they're not.
And if you only listen to one thing i've said,
listen
to this...
We're not just here to casually stroll through
life avoiding all the problems,
Make the most of things,
Grab every opportunity with both hands,
Love like you've never been hurt,
Dream like you meant it, because lifes a game,
But you dont win or lose by playing by the rules,
You only lose by not trying.
Every Great Achievement was once considered
Impossible...
Some Words of Importance in Our Life
Some Words of Importance in Our Life
Standing for what you believe in, regardless of
the odds against you, and the pressure that tears
at your resistance,
...means Courage
Keeping a smile on your face, When inside you feel
...means Courage
Keeping a smile on your face, When inside you feel
like dying, for the sake of supporting others,
...means Strength
Stopping at nothing, and doing what's in your heart,
...means Strength
Stopping at nothing, and doing what's in your heart,
you know is right,
...means Determination
Doing more than is expected, to make another's life a
...means Determination
Doing more than is expected, to make another's life a
little more bearable, without uttering a single complaint,
...means Compassion
Helping a friend in need, no matter the time or effort,
...means Compassion
Helping a friend in need, no matter the time or effort,
to the best of your ability,
...means Loyalty
Giving more than you have, and expecting nothing
...means Loyalty
Giving more than you have, and expecting nothing
but nothing in return,
...means Selflessness
Holding your head high, and being the best you know you can be when life seems to fall apart at your feet, facing each difficulty with the confidence that time will bring you better tomorrows, and never giving up,
...means Confidence.
...means Selflessness
Holding your head high, and being the best you know you can be when life seems to fall apart at your feet, facing each difficulty with the confidence that time will bring you better tomorrows, and never giving up,
...means Confidence.
The Most Beautiful Flower
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FLOWER
The park bench was deserted as I sat down to read
beneath the long, straggly branches of an old willow tree.
Disillusioned by life with good reason to frown,
For the world was intent on dragging me down.
And if that weren't enough to ruin my day,
The park bench was deserted as I sat down to read
beneath the long, straggly branches of an old willow tree.
Disillusioned by life with good reason to frown,
For the world was intent on dragging me down.
And if that weren't enough to ruin my day,
A young boy out of breath approached me,
all tired from play He stood right before me with
his head tilted down And said with great excitement,
"Look what I found!" In his hand was a flower,
and what a pitiful sight, With its petals all worn -
not enough rain, or too little light.
Wanting him to take his dead flower and go off to play,
I faked a small smile and then shifted away.
But instead of retreating he sat next to my side
And placed the flower to his nose
And declared with overacted surprise,
It sure smells pretty and it's beautiful, too.
That's why I picked it; here, it's for you."
The weed before me was dying or dead.
Not vibrant of colors: orange, yellow or red.
But I knew I must take it, or he might never leave.
So I reached for the flower, and replied,
"Just what I need."
but instead of him placing the flower in my hand,
He held it mid-air without reason or plan.
It was then that I noticed for the very first time
That weed-toting boy could not see: he was blind.
I heard my voice quiver; tears shone in the sun
As I thanked him for picking the very best one.
You're welcome," he smiled, and then ran off to play,
Unaware of the impact he'd had on my day.
but instead of him placing the flower in my hand,
He held it mid-air without reason or plan.
It was then that I noticed for the very first time
That weed-toting boy could not see: he was blind.
I heard my voice quiver; tears shone in the sun
As I thanked him for picking the very best one.
You're welcome," he smiled, and then ran off to play,
Unaware of the impact he'd had on my day.
I sat there and wondered how he managed to see
A self-pitying woman beneath an old willow tree.
How did he know of my self-indulged plight?
Perhaps from his heart, he'd been blessed with true sight.
Through the eyes of a blind child, at last I could see
The problem was not with the world; the problem was me.
And for all of those times I myself had been blind,
I vowed to see the beauty in life,
A self-pitying woman beneath an old willow tree.
How did he know of my self-indulged plight?
Perhaps from his heart, he'd been blessed with true sight.
Through the eyes of a blind child, at last I could see
The problem was not with the world; the problem was me.
And for all of those times I myself had been blind,
I vowed to see the beauty in life,
And appreciate every second that's mine.
And then I held that wilted flower up to my nose
And breathed in the fragrance of a beautiful rose
And smiled as I watched that young boy,
And then I held that wilted flower up to my nose
And breathed in the fragrance of a beautiful rose
And smiled as I watched that young boy,
Another weed in his hand,
About to change the Life of an unsuspecting old man.
About to change the Life of an unsuspecting old man.
Good things happen not because of “luck,” but because you work hard to get them.
Good things happen not because of “Luck”, But
because you "Work Hard" to get them.
I allow others to help me.
I allow others to help me.
I release the need to try to do everything myself.
Other people can
do things just as well as I can, and I am relieved that they
are ready
and willing to help me out. Letting others help me brings with it a
whole world of benefits, starting with giving me more time for myself!
At home, I let my children help with the household
responsibilities. I started when they are just toddlers with small tasks that
they can easily achieve. As they grow, I teach them how to sort their own laundry
and then take care of it themselves. I show them how to cook and clean and then
assign tasks for them to do each week. I show them the importance of
organization and let them help keep things organized.
As a result, they learn responsibility and each child
feels that he is an
integral and needed part of the family.
I allow my spouse to help me, too. In fact, we help
each other however
we can. Household work is always more fun and gets done in
half the
time when we do it together! Also, when I am feeling down, my spouse
shores me up again.
At work, I let my co-workers help me. I delegate tasks
to those most suited for it, knowing that they will do a great job. The whole
team benefits when we share the work and responsibilities in this way.
When I am trying to solve a problem, I seek advice from
those who may
have been through the same dilemma. I let their wisdom and
experience
guide me in my decision.
Today, I give up the superman persona and welcome help
from those
who would give it.
Self-Reflection Questions for All :
Do I tend to resist the help of others?
How can I get my children involved in helping around
the house?
How can I delegate tasks more effectively at work?
If You cannot do Great Things Do Small Things in a Great Way
Even if you don’t achieve any impressive accomplishments in life,
it is important to do your best in everything that you do,
including the little things.
Clouds By Zach Sobiech
Clouds by Zach Sobiech
I fell down, down, down,
Into this dark and lonely hole.
There was no one there
to care about me anymore...
And I needed a way...
To climb and grab a hold...
And at the edge you were sittin' there,
Holdin' a rope.
And We'll go up, up, up.
But I'll fly a little higher.
Go up in the clouds,
Because the view's a little nicer.
Up here. My dear.
It won't be long now,
It won't be long now.
Life is a gift – Live it, Enjoy it, Celebrate it, and Fulfill it.
There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she
was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there
for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her
boyfriend.
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she
could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, “now
that you can see the world, will you marry me?”
The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was
blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and
later wrote a letter to her saying: “Just take care of my eyes dear.”
This is how human brain changes when the status changed.
Only few remember what life was before, and who’s always been there even in the
most painful situations.
Life Is A Gift
Today before you think of saying an unkind word–
think of someone who can’t speak.
Before you complain about the taste of your food–
think of someone who has nothing to eat.
Before you complain about your husband or wife–
think of someone who is crying out to God for a companion.
Today before you complain about life–
think of someone who went too early to heaven.
Before you complain about your children–
think of someone who desires children but they’re barren.
Before you argue about your dirty house, someone didn’t
clean or sweep–
think of the people who are living in the streets.
Before whining about the distance you drive–
think of someone who walks the same distance with their
feet.
And when you are tired and complain about your job–
think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished
they had your job.
But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning
another–
remember that not one of us are without sin and we all
answer to one maker.
And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down–
put a smile on your face and thank God you’re alive and
still around.
Life is a gift – Live it, Enjoy it, Celebrate it, and
Fulfill it.
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